Moose Droppings, Muskrat

Frank: Hey Ames, Kenny just brought me a whole bunch of spoor to identify.

Amy: Oh, ummmm...

Frank: Not just a little bit, either. Sometimes it's hard to identify because there's not much but he brought over a whole big pile of it.

Amy: Wow.

Frank: We think it's moose.

Kenny: Yup.

Frank: Yeah, we decided it's not Sasquatch.

Amy: Please tell me you're joking.

Frank: Ha ha ha! I knew you'd appreciate that. (sniffing) That scent you have on is special.

Amy: Thank--

Frank: It comes from a muskrat.

Amy: BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Frank: Well, come on now, it does.

Amy: (laughing) Yes...yes

Frank: Musk rats have a scent sack under the tail and when you catch them it smells just like that.

Amy: Ha ha ha! Special like a muskrat...