Genius on the bike: that is the worst use of a helmet I can think of. What earthly good is it doing back there? What is it, some pricey little biker decorative accessory? Or wait, lemme guess. If you feel the bike start to tip over, or seconds before some car t-bones you, you'll what, grab the helmet with lightning speed and put it on your head? Riiiight.
I can think of several good uses for your helmet if you're not gonna wear it to protect your frangible, brittle cranium and the ooey gooey all-important brain I assume you've got (though I wouldn't bet on it).
1) planter for seedlings
2) kitty litter helmet
3) ash tray
4) Darth Vader costume
5) for anything where you'd normally use a bowl. Chips & dip, cereal, popcorn, miso soup
6) Uncle Vinnie's ashes
7) stick some flowers on it and wear it to the Ascot races, stick some mosquito netting on it and wear it on safari, or slap some glitter on it and wear it to Mardi Gras
8) paint it green and let your kid use it for a science project, like the base of a volcano or a mountain
I could go on. Or you could just use the helmet for what its intended for: keeping you from being admitted to the nursing home at age 35!!!
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People who don't wear helmets while driving motorcycles are at the top of my list of things that annoy me the most. Secondly are people who ride motorcycles at all. Death machines!
As opposed to people who TAKE PICTURES WITH THEIR CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING, which is much, much safer :)
MUAH!
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