Skater boy

As I was driving past Skater's Edge, a shop located in the heart of fabulous Manch Vegas, where skaters buy boards, accessories (extra wheels? lubricant? what does a skateboard need?) and oversized, overpriced threads resplendent with graphic designs, some young skate pup had the temerity to hold up traffic so he could get a running start for a trick he executed.

Which ellicited this response from me:

Skater-boy, skater-boy skate away home.

Your homework's on fire and your iPod is gone.

It was a great trick, though.