Monday, March 30

Embarassed

Re: Groomer Has It.

Dog groomer reality show, you make me embarassed to be American. I don't need to watch you to know you would make me feel queasy. You lower the standard of television, even that of reality television, which is already as low as a collapsed California overpass or a rattlesnake in a wagon rut. You besmirch the Animal Planet network, which otherwise has some good shows, most notably Pet Star, the Growing up Cheetah, Black Bear, etc. series and Steve Irwin's impressive and edicational animal handling.

May your ratings plummet.

Sincerely,
Embarassed to be American

Thursday, March 12

Thank You

...to the businessmen and women, heads of corporations, members of planning boards, developers, construction workers; in short, anyone responsible for the addition of the new Hannafords on Rt. 101 that is 4 miles closer to my house than any other grocery store, making a late night gummy candy trip far more feasible. Thank you from the bottom of my gummied tummy.