Survey

Name: Donald Trump

Occupation: owning the world

Hair Color: they told me it came from a blonde

Heritage: Demi-god. I guess that makes me Greek.

Your Fears: Waking up to Rosie O’Donnell, that my baby will look like Rosie, Rosie O’Donnell as president

Favorite Possession: My wife.

Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fire more people. Buy the EU.

First Waking Thought: Who will I fire today?

Best Physical Feature: Its so hard to choose just one, but I’d have to say my hair.

Have You Been in Love: First time I looked in a mirror.

Do You Believe in Yourself: Would I be where I am today if I didn’t believe in myself? Only losers don’t believe in themselves and I am not a loser. Do I look like a loser to you? Is this the penthouse of a loser? Is this the private jet of a loser?

Do You Want to Get Married: I prefer getting divorced.

Do You Think You Are Attractive: After the first billion anyone looks good.

Biggest Regret: naming my daughter Ivanka

Number of Drugs You Have Used: Are you calling me a druggie? You’re fired

Have You Done Drugs in the Last Month: Get out of here, you’re fired.

Do You Use Drugs, Yes or No: You’re fired.